Mommyville: Quotes from the kiddos

I am gonna need to sharpen my hair to match my new sharp clothes
(while shopping) hey mom here are some shirts I don't already have
ooo, I want that sparkly one (only funny if you know #2 is a boy
hey look #1 has some new moves (the baby is kicking in her swing)
that car has a nice big trunk, we can fit a lot of dead bodies in there (guess who watched too much CSI, guess he's not asleep yet:))
I already got too much stuff, let's save that toy for next year
these are my favorite shoes, cuz they make me run the fastest
(after trying on the baseball pants he got from grandma) when I get my baseball shirt on to match Jake is gonna call me Gordo!

I keep trying but I get frustrated with myself, that's when I get naughty
(after a long lecture on saying sorry like you mean it) well the teacher says sorry is not enough sometimes
I try not to get strikes, but sometimes I fall out of my chair
in the car on a road trip to MN #1 has two pair of sunglasses and won't share, I say to her you can't wear two at the same time she says "WATCH AND LEARN" I was too shocked to do anything but laugh. Now #2 says it all the time. Note to self; do not laugh as sassy phrases #1 says, it will come back to haunt me.
mom, you have to write it down or you will forget
my calendars all out, guess the year is over and done with, what do I do now?
Thank you Jesus and Santa. You both know I love pink and sparkly.
(after watching a documentary on TLC about conjoined twins) #3 is like my twin but with her own body and head!
(writing words is what she is obsessed with lately, she brings me out a list she has made all by herself) Mom, here is a list of things you and dad do 1) fit, 2) cuk, 3) cleen. I read them to her and she says, "not fit, FIGHT"

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