So the topic at supper tonight went something like this...
Maleah: "Mom, when do I get big?"
Mom: "Well, you grow slowly, a couple inches over several months so you won't reach your actual height until you are in high school."
Maleah: "I mean BIG!" (her hands make curves across her chest)
Mom: chokes on zucchini, "oh, I don't know, junior high I guess"
Maleah: "What are they for anyway?"
Mom: red in face "um, feeding babies, hon"
Maleah: "oh yeah" "some guys have those,too, they just can't feed babies with them, huh?"
2 comments:
oh, lucky mom, you get to navigate these waters for the next 10-15 years with your kids :)
i guess i should be praying for ya, eh?
:)
Oh my! Too funny!
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